people are weird. all of them.

How to make a never_sold
Ingredients:

3 parts ground alien testicles

5 parts homoginized bovine ejaculate

3 parts joy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a tiny dash of LSD. Side effects may include nausia, increased heart rate, and clitoral priapism.

Personality cocktail
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FlexMySketch: so how is Florida holding up without me?
sweet rach88: i wouldnt know im in ohio
FlexMySketch: i thought ohio was the capital of florida...
sweet rach88: naaw
FlexMySketch: it's adjacent at least, right?
FlexMySketch: i mean, in a cosmic sense
sweet rach88: im high
sweet rach88: very very hgihg
sweet rach88: high
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FlexMySketch: did you im with me yesterday?
FlexMySketch: because i went to feed my robot clone this morning, and he was missing
Ix apple shampoo: ...what
FlexMySketch: yeah, you heard right - missing
FlexMySketch: and there were iron filings all over my keyboard
Ix apple shampoo: onos
FlexMySketch: yeah, that's what i said
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CA students are like butterflies. Butterflies start out as fat, pasty grubs. Then, they go into a cocoon of darkness for 3 years, and come out as colorful, attractive butterflies.

CA students are like that, only in reverse.

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I'm thinking about frosting my hair tomorrow. Using state-of-the-art Hairpro 9.0, I have contstruced this mock-up of what I would look like after the procedure.


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Yet another homosexual man came onto me today ( Read more... )

Thought I should share this ( Read more... )