FlexMySketch: i've decided to become a catholic priest
Ix apple shampoo: ...really now.
FlexMySketch: yes - that way I have an excuse for being a virgin
Ix apple shampoo: Can I do that?
FlexMySketch: become a priest?
Ix apple shampoo: I don't like the excuse.."I can't get me a man"
FlexMySketch: I think you could be a priestess, priests are ( Read more... )

Finally came up with a concept piece for my sculpture next week. Tomorrow I have to present my idea to Mr. John Williams. Speaking of which, I should be working on my storyboard.

For anyone who hasn't heard, I'm having a monster party at my place, 10:00 PM on Friday. Tell everyone you know, and maybe a few people you don't.

Went fishing today with Norm and Merb. Fun. I caught 7 fish, mostly small, but one cooker named charlie.


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Here's a bit of sex from my sketchbook.

Sketchbook

Well, spring break is here. In accordance with my plan for a proactive lifestyle, I've come up with the following list of goals for my break:

1. Grow a beard
2. Sleep a lot
3. Have sex a lot (or, in lieu of sex, masturbation)

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results"
--Albert Einstein

Girls suck.

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I'm doing pretty good, for a change. Thanks to my friends that are so supportive and awesome.

I enjoyed F.E.W.S. tonight, enjoyed drawing. Urm, Oh, and this really amazing and cute girl told me I had pretty eyes today. I died a little.

Today, Matt went to the beach! Matt went for a walk on the beach. Walk, Matt, walk. During his walk, Matt counted:

37 dead jellyfish
7 dead fish
1 dead stingray

How high can YOU count?