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[never_very_good]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

AMORY

Comments

[adamantined]

I'm willing to contribute to the Black Eye Fund.

[never_very_good]

Does that count as a bid? Cause I don't care what you do to him if you win him, just for the record.

[adamantined]

That just counts as a punch in the face.

[never_very_good]

Think there's a line forming for that.

[citadelspirit]

I have to say, he mixes good drinks. But I will pass this one, in favor of watching you two torment each other.

[never_very_good]

You sure? 'Cause honestly, if you want, I could probably cut you a half-price deal. I bet no one wants him.

[sword_boy]

I see your friend chose a wonderful picture of you...

[never_very_good]

Amory's not my friend, he's an asshole.

[sword_boy]

That explains a lot then... and to think he's trying to cash out on you during this curse.

[never_very_good]

I saw. It's why I'm selling him.

[fatespoken]

Why, isn't that cute.

Did you stalk me for that photograph?

[never_very_good]

Maybe you're surprised to learn it, but you look like that pretty much all the time.

[fatespoken]

Somehow you've known my face longer than I've known you.

[eiremagic]

.....what the bloody...

[never_very_good]

It's his own fucking fault, okay.

[eiremagic]

He is not fucking selling you.

[never_very_good]

No. But he's advertising.