Anyone looking for Eden today, she's uh. Not really available. Curses, y'know.

Sidenote, anyone know what badgers eat?

So far this month's been stupid and annoying instead of dangerous and miserable.

Good.

[Locked from Eden]So here's another problem with this shithole: nowhere to go on vacation. Anyone know, are there hotels or anything out by the beach maybe? Or empty houses or anything. Somewhere to get the fuck away and maybe have a couple days' quiet ( Read more... )

[VIDEO]

[The feed opens with a crack and a long minute of static as the device is knocked to the ground. At first blurry and double-edged, the picture comes into focus slowly, as though the mechanism is damaged. The sound is indistinct at best, often nothing more than the hiss of empty tape ( Read more... )

[Private to Lucy Locke]

Uh... I wanted to thanks, for all that stuff... You really didn't have to do that. Especially not the stripper. But thanks.

[/Private]

All right, I know the drill on this one. Figured it was just a matter of time before you all came back. I wouldn't even post if I didn't think-- well, fuck it, I'm not getting my ( Read more... )

Look. I don't know how many of you there are now, I can't remember everything... but... I know I attacked people over the weekend. I wasn't-- I can't say I wasn't myself, but I wasn't who I am now. I was lost and sick and fucked up.

[Awkward pause, Frankie's not really the sort for public apologies but he probably owes one at this point ( Read more... )

[After a second there are seven tones, the sound of a phone number being punched into a much-abused cellphone that, unfortunately, is only picking up a City signal right now.]

Ed? Ed? Damnit pick up your phone...

[A pause, a low growl.]

I dunno where I am or what's going on but-- [unintelligible stream of swearing under his breath] there ( Read more... )

I've never been fishing, but it didn't stop me thinking I was a fisherman for a while there this weekend. Funny how this place works.

So. The deities want to know about pain.

Pain is-- Dying is-- When my heart--A couple weeks after I got here I got in a fight, with some asshole. I bought him a beer and then we had a fight. He split my lip ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

AMORY

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Place really likes making us slaughter sheep, huh?

Anyone got an explanation for this one? I figured it was some kind of flower-growing shit when I got up, but looks like that's just in the apartment. I dunno, it's kind of nice I guess. Even if it's weird indoors. I've never been a nature freak or into gardening or anything but I can't complain ( Read more... )