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[neverireven]

Fucking Badass Link of the Unspecified Period of Time - Uncyclopedia

Piracy

Piracy is the act of distributing software created by Pirates

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[irie_leila]

dude...christopher walken is soooo handsome for an old man

[neverireven]

Fer sirius. Maybe it's the babyflesh.

[bike4fish]

And you look so serious over there in your corner.

[neverireven]

Shhh... I'm trying to pretend I'm working, here!

[neverireven]

Arrrr.

[ex_incognit850]

brilliant, good show

[earlofgrey]

love.

[neverireven]

Love

Long story short, love is the natures way for tricking people into reproduction. It is a generally useless emotion used to waste time, money, effort, brain cells, and yogurt. [...]

In short, love is really just all about SEX -- the act of reproducing. Yes, human males can get pregnant also, with the right training and a little not-so-good luck. This is what is meant when someone says you have to love people like mums, embarrassing dads, and grannies. It means you have to have sex with them.

Love is also the intense positive feeling towards one's opponent in a game of tennis when one has not scored any points.

[earlofgrey]

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