✾ twenty-second hit | audio

[neverplays]

[ The sound of a series of small, metallic cylinders hitting a linoleum floor. To most, it would sound like bottle caps hitting the floor. ]

No.

[ Then the SCREECH SCREECH SCREEING of a money, followed by frantic cymbal crashing. ]

I dare you, douchebag.

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[prefers_chess]

Monkeying around?

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[neverplays]

Ha ha.

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[prefers_chess]

What set yours off?

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[neverplays]

It was watching me, so I tried to make it go away. It didn't work.

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[adamantined]

Sick of all this monkey business?

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[neverplays]

Now you're just copying, Rudy.

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[adamantined]

I was building on a theme, sue me.

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[neverplays]

I dunno what's worse, the pun or the monkeys.

[orangetoughguy]

Shoot it.

[neverplays]

You make them go away, and they show up again. Like flies at a picnic table, or annoying people.

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah I found that out the fuckin' hard way.

[neverplays]

Don't worry. It's not gonna hurt you, it's just being creepy and loud.

[worksmart]

Throwing things at it's not going to help. Cover it up.

[neverplays]

That's not what I'm doing.

[worksmart]

Is what you're doing working?

[neverplays]

Definitely.

[ You can hear the satisfaction in her voice. Monkeys as target practice? ]

They're serving their purpose.

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[hooksword]

Are you talking to the monkey?

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[neverplays]

Who else do you think I'm talking to? My imaginary friend?