This is Holmes. It seems you have failed in your attempt to reach me via the Forge. If the matter is truly urgent, I strongly suggest you seek me out in person, but remember that all services come with a price. Consider the matter carefully.

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MY DRIVING, HOW IS IT?
Give me constructive criticism on my portrayal of Sherlock Holmes! Or flame me for fucking him up really badly! (Movie haters to the left) Hell, even tell me I'm awesome, you know we all hope we'll get a comment like that. Even when we don't. ANYWAY, comments screened, anon on, IP off, all that junk. At least try to be nice,

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