I Realized that at least one interesting thing happens to me each day so i will post that one thing and probably make fun of you everyday from here on ( Read more... )

A guy and a girl are on a motorcycle ( Read more... )

Like the subject above this will probably be the last entry since i can't fight the battle with the aliens and other people by myself, cuz no longer do i have friends, or never had them apparently ( Read more... )

All right i know this is a little off topic since it has nothing to do with the story. But as most of you reading this know, i like to indulge in some Alcoholic activities and i do so quite often. But tonight i was completely sober, and i havent had so much fun that i can remember anyways. Everything was so awesome, everyone was so awesome, ( ( Read more... )

I Started to call everyone I could think of. They were all the same conversation in theory. I would say something like "Dude fucking aliens stole my dad's mower, hes going to be so f'n pissed, can you help ( Read more... )

This list is intended to keep you updated on those who play a decently sized role in the story that has just gotten underway. This list will be constantly updated due to the fact that i am so flippin sweet that new people, both good and evil, come into my life almost on a daily basis. It is also quite obvious that people change in real life from ( Read more... )

Jake "Wheels" awoke at the crack of 1:34 p.m.to the sound of screaming on what was supposed to be a most delightful day."what the fuck" he said/thought to himself. "Tally Hoooo" he yelled as he ran down the stairs. Only to find a bratty neighbor kid screaming and pointing, and before looking in the direction of the childs pointing finger, "Wheels" ( Read more... )