The old 96er, at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, outside of some sub par college, has a 6-pound burger on the menu. If anyone can finish the burger, along with the 5 pounds of ‘toppings’ that they shove in it, within three hours, then the $23.95 burger is free. You also get t-shirt, a certificate, and “other prizes” if you can slam it down. No one has ( Read more... )

Warning: This next take is very graphic in nature. As I’m writing this ( Read more... )

Hey did you hear snot balls are considered valuable art and can be sold for large amounts of money ( Read more... )

I love reality T.V. I absolutely love the realism of reality T.V. I adore the "realistic" situations these people are placed in. It makes me reflect on my own life. It's so touching. Reality T.V. has high appeal to intelligent people across the country. Retards don't get kicks out of reality T.V, of course why would they, they are retards. Retards ( Read more... )

A couple of Long Island hot dog vendors errr skanks errr hookers allegedly did their job with a little extra favor on the side errr oral fix. Police said the women "provided personal services" errr oral sex - "along with knishes, Fritos and Cheez Doodles from a wiener wagon parked alongside Sunrise Highway at Rockwood Ave. in Baldwin." These hot ( Read more... )

What a year 2004 was, this might have been one of the most annoying years in history. There were a lot of amusing, funny, strange, and just flat bizarre news stories this year. Now if you wouldn’t mind lets go back and have our first Year in Review ( Read more... )

Outhouse falls on man.
Man smells like crap.
Man gets on the sh*t bricks taken off of him.
Man goes to hospital via ambulance.
Man still smells like crap.

What a crappy way to start the holiday season. Wow, there really is such a thing as a brick sh*thouse.

Happy Holidays.

Let me be the first to do so and wish everyone Happy Holidays.

I'm out.

Excuse for me for lying about not updating until Dec. 18 ( Read more... )

Due to personal reasons, I will not be updating until Dec. 18,2004.