To compound your holiday Thanksgiving pleasure. People get all the food, they are grubing themselves until they can't get out of the door way. "The woman whose Chihuahua got stuck in the cavity of her uncooked turkey will live on in infamy at the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line." How the hell does that happen? Your annoying little dog gets stuck in ( Read more... )

According to a report a class called "Badboy Lifestyle: Learn How to Seduce Any Woman Out There" and is being offered in Europe as well as the U.S. The three-day workshop costs around $1000 and teaches guys with no game how to become "playaz" by using persuasive lady-catching and keeping tactics.Well, I'm people would really like to take this ( Read more... )

Denver Public Schools is battling the epidemic of obesity with a new course that combines social studies and weight loss. We used to call that "Health." Ah, so less "fat" people in the world ah?. Sounds like a good idea. NOT. Remember. You can't tell fat people that they're fat, because that upsets them. "We handpicked kids who were willing to ( Read more... )

According to a report, "Mattoon man raising money for charity by living in a portable toilet for most of November was assaulted early Saturday morning by a teen-ager who had wanted to use the bathroom facilities." However, its always been my dream to knock over a porta-potty with someone in it. Haven't done it yet, so I should find out exactly ( Read more... )

Six teens were arrested and sent to jail Friday, accused of filling locks with superglue and deflating school bus tires in Livonia Friday morning. For drugs... I bet. NOT. The Livingston County Sheriff's Department says the six are alleged to have put superglue in 29 outdoor locks at the school, and at the bus garage. They're also accused of ( Read more... )

I am posting a public service notice to all eight year old boys ( Read more... )

There are some game show freaks in this country. Game shows include from really crappy happy go lucky Family Fued(s) to Jeporady. Well some of you might know Ken Jennings is setting Jeporady history. Congrads to Ken, this guy is some software computer nerd, who is racking up the dough on Jeporady. The guy is literally bashing the Jeporady history ( Read more... )

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I have a lot to talk about it and not much time. So I'm going to bring it. Yankees up three to zero in the series, everyone thought the Yankees had the series in the bag. It was a no brainer. Yankees were going to win the series but the good ol'thug Red Sox kept fighting to win the series. First time in baseball history to come back from a three ( Read more... )

Here we go again people. These are my favorite type of stories, the ones were die hard Canadian baseball fans buy something for an outrageous amount of money. There are allot of freaks out there, freaks of nature, freaks with a lot of money are most amusing. Freaks with a lot of money and willing to spend it on about anything are the best. A fan ( Read more... )