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Obviously people have way too much time on their hands. Burger King has a new disgusting meaning now. Another person in this “awesome” society decided that needed attention and decided to get themselves in the record books. Nicholas jumped up, pumped his fists in the air and shouted, ``Yes! I am the Burger King!'' as he spat out the last bits of ( Read more... )

When you come to think about it, you feel bad for a lot of kids that have just atrocious parents. It's just true; there a lot of hideous parents out there. A lot of parents don't know what the hell they are doing. Then there are parents that are beyond horrible, parents that don't deserve the description of parents. " A man faces a drunken driving ( Read more... )

I understand most people can get wrapped up in a game, whether you are watching or playing the game and competition. I can understand people having disagreements over a play, and doing things you wouldn't ordinarily do otherwise. I understand for a fan wanting his team to win and getting pissed if his team does not succeed, but get over it. Though ( Read more... )

Attention stoners: Don't behead people when you are high. "A Malawian man believed to be high on marijuana beheaded two women with an axe Friday, police in the southern African country said." Sorry for reporting such horrid stories but it bothers me. It would really suck getting murdered by a burnout. Because some burnout got high you got murdered ( Read more... )

I am releasing a public notice to all homeless persons: use the bush or use the lavatory please. Not the fruit section of the grocery store. Thank you ( Read more... )

Some dude obviously wanted too much and went to an outrageous extent to express his sexual frustration. A Spanish man tried to have his wife charged with domestic abuse because she refused to have sex with him on five consecutive days." Good one, do you expect to be getting any now? Your wife didn't grind the sheets with you for five days. Big Deal ( Read more... )

Some old man, couple of days ago, in a restaurant got his dome ripped off. Supposedly two guys sitting in the restaurant thought his wig sucked, and went over on a dare to rip it off. How embarrassing would that be? There's no excuse for ripping some old man's wig. "Don't these guys have anything better to do than to rob and humiliate someone for ( Read more... )

I would like to think most Americans are sharp and can notice something completely ridiculous when they see it. “At first glance it looked like the real thing, so store clerk Kathryn Miller was happy to accept the $200 bill as payment -- and even make change.” These are the kind of stories that discourage me. The kind of stories that put the ( Read more... )

A Very Good Thursday to you. Kobe Bryant and the cheap suit Eagle county prosecutors dropping the case yesterday. "With jury selection underway and opening arguments scheduled to begin next week, District Attorney Mark Hurlbert announced that the 20-year-old woman who brought the charge against Bryant did not want to testify at a criminal trial. " ( Read more... )