Top Story: Bald Brittney Spears dips out of recovery "center" "early".

Bottom Story: Bald robot destroys Pyongyang.

Second-from-the-top Story: Saddest clown's saddest video is released, post-posthumously. Video below.

LOOK, "WEIRD" AL!

DAYUM! I can't believe I found The Residents' Not Available at Hastings. It was only $3.74!!! HOW IN THE WORLD?! It was sitting on a shelf surrounded by shitty CDs starin' at me. OH YOU KNOW I GRABBED THAT UP! I was about to pick up a Best Of Boston album as well but some old dude took it! FROM BAD TO WORSE!

I DUNNO BUT YOU BETTER KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOUR ASS!
CLICK IT OR DICK IT

HAS ANYONE LISTENED TO DEEP PURPLE'S "IN ROCK"?

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