JESUS GOD PLEASE DROP AN ANVIL ON THIS BITCH'S HEAD ( Read more... )

i'm drinking wine and listening to lucinda williams. i'm singing along in a a feigned and exaggerated southern accent with the volume on high to keep from breaking something. i think marijuana is the most loathsome substance on the planet. it fucking smells, it makes people stupid, and its completely unecessary. it makes me so incredibly sad and ( Read more... )

there's an incredibly good-looking man, my age, sitting at the table across from me with an open bible. i've been watching, and he hasn't read from it in at least an hour- instead he gazes at a random point on the wall and talks to himself, barely audibly. his head shakes and twitches ( Read more... )

also, the more i come here (sunergos coffeeshop) the more i seem to catch conversations about jesus and being a "good christian." i know this place is owned by sojourn people, and it never bothered me because i assumed they were harmless new aged hippie christians. everyone is entitled to beliefs, right? but the more i process their conversations, ( Read more... )

this morning i walked around the speed museum after class, slowly, quietly, and completely alone. its such a great resource to have on campus- a source of creative inspiration, essay topics, art history information, and leisure. SO WHY ARE ALL OF THE CURATORS NINETY YEAR OLD ASSHOLES?!?! I think the Speed is the only art museum I've been to that ( Read more... )

i'm so physically and emotionally drained from the weekend. yesterday i was paralyzed with a headache that survived three doses of aleve, and today i'm just revelling in my own self pity. my body is tired from sleeping, but all i want to do is sleep. my mind is begging me to read or do homework, but mindless television is so much more appealing ( Read more... )

i'm at work by myself on the most dreary day of the year and the its so silent in the shop that the buzz of the flourescent lights is deafening... so incredibly eerily quiet that cars driving over the sewer-grate on bardstown road is occasionally loud enough to sound like someone banging on our door ( Read more... )

i guess i should take it as a sign that my animals need cuddling when all four have joined forces to drag paper wads out of the trash cans, decorating the floors in all four rooms. now i have a dog on each side and a cat on each foot ( Read more... )

can i just officially announce my disdain for the emerging "young professionals" culture? i may have abandoned/revised a lot of my punk rock ethics over the years, but one that just absolutely permeates my long list of people to kick off the planet is the idea of a young, potentially vibrant person, trotting around in slutty and/or GQesque grown ( Read more... )

i woke up in utter confusion this morning when my left breast was peaking at me from under the comforter. i don't sleep naked, ever. then i looked across the room and saw a trail of clothing, shoes, and accessories leading to the bathroom, where i can only surmise that i managed to wash my face because the bobbypins were still in my hair. the alarm ( Read more... )