026; [video/action for Azalea pokécenter]

[newhero]

[AHEM. Johto. after some heavy fumbling, a feed opens to a room in the Azalea pokécenter, stopping to focus on what looks like a three-headed, very cheerful living honeycomb. she's swaying lazily from side to side, which is probably fairly dizzying to watch considering whoever is holding the pokégear isn't exactly holding it steady

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[Video]

[swordofimpulse]

...what.

[Video]

[newhero]

[Hunny will just hover above the 'gear again, swaying and eying Shinn appraisingly. BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ- are you less lazy than my Trainer? maybe you could do some pushups and prove it!]

[Video]

[swordofimpulse]

...Are you trying to wake up your sleeping trainer?

[Video]

[newhero]

[Hunny sways side-to-side rapidly, as if imitating how a human might shake his or her head. nope, I'm looking for a new one! pushups? please?]

[video]

[puppet_paladin]

...You are trying to defeat a sleeping zombie?

[It's the sunken-looking eyes, they confuse him.]

[video]

[newhero]

[... are you dissing Dapper's artistic ability. ): enjoy the sight of a Beedrill trying to pick up the 'gear with his stingers, sending the feed into a wild and nauseating shake as he focuses it on the other side of the room they're in, and on Sora curled up in bed fast asleep. same place he's been since last week.]

[BUZZ. we're pretty sure a Jigglypuff killed him.]

[video]

[puppet_paladin]

[It's not his fault he's no art critic. ;_; Even his dear Rosie's drawings are sometimes a mystery to him.]

Has he been there for multiple days?

[video]

[newhero]

[... well, he can't be too offended; he likes to think that was pretty good with just an ink bottle and a pair of stingers. there's a clatter as Dapper drops the 'gear, then hovers closer so Cecil can see him bob his head in a nod. it's been a week.]

[video - pokemon noises]

[newhero]

[have three wide-eyed expressions, my good Kangaskhan.]

I could get the Beedrill to sting him!

[video - pokemon noises]

[newhero]

Y'hear that? Try stinging him!

[Dapper, who is hovering somewhere in the background, buzzes hesitantly... then waves a stinger at Hunny defiantly. he will draw ridiculous pictures for Hunny, he'll even fetch whatever Hunny wants... but there's no way he's stinging Trainer. especially not in the face.]

[seasalttwilight]

What kind of pokemon is that?

[newhero]

[BUZZZZZ. I'm an amazing one! You don't sleep all day, every day, right? Can I come live with you?]

[seasalttwilight]

...Sparky, can you talk to it. [There's a weird pokemon on the network and I don't know how to deal with it. So the Pikachu takes over.]

Why do you want to leave your trainer?

[newhero]

Because he's lazy! It was really hard to break out of that egg, you know... and he wouldn't even wake up to say hi or anything.

Is your Trainer nice?

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

[SWEET JESUS BEE THINGS THAT CAN USE COMPUTERS]

[Henry hasn't even realized he's hit 'reply'. He'll just be over here screaming on the inside.]

[video]

[newhero]

[BEE THING HAS SPOTTED HENRY-- bee thing draws closer to the 'gear, so all three of her faces take up the entire feed. HELLO IN THERE. WILL YOU BE MY TRAINER?!?! BUUUZZZZZZZ--]

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

[Is it....is it looking at him? YES IT IS LOOKING AT HIM. IT KNOWS HE'S THERE. HOW IS THIS HAPPENING? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

A-aah!

[video]

[newhero]

[... this guy looks horrified. talk to him, Dapper! hurry!]

[except now there's a Beedrill with stingers the size of harpoons buzzing at Henry-- it's as friendly as a Beedrill buzzing can get, but it's still buzzing.]