I went to Stuff White People Like and bolded all the stuff that applied to me to measure how white I was as a percentage. Keep in mind that there are 120 items on this list, so this is out of 120%.
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WUT

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...WUT?!

Josh is going to be in town! I am NOT going to the Quarter! What the hell is going on for New Years?!

Yeah, I know, there's some other holiday in between now and then, but I don't care. It's New Year's season, and Mike wants to party.

What's going on, kids?

I found a song I was looking for ( Read more... )

I'll commemorate this the only way I can think of: with Jimmy Page playing Stairway to Heaven.

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Also, this:

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I'mma pour that girl a libation later.

I filled up my gas tank today. My idiot light was on and I pulled into the Discount Zone on Jeff Highway right by Clearview. I handed the cashier a twenty and went to fill 'er up ( Read more... )

Gerald informed me that he is upset that he's not going to get a reaction out of me after this election. So I'll just give a token one right here.

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber ( Read more... )

I keep having these weird-ass dreams ( Read more... )

Everyone else is doing it, I guess I should to. Here is my current take on politics:

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I've been using Nick Nolte for a while now, but I think I'm gonna switch to Not Giving a Fuck.