Oh, NO Nature Did-ent

[newlifeinstpaul]

Literally just heard a tiny scamper on my roof.

Squirrel.

Using the tall shrub I'm sitting five feet away from.

(I work in my front window like a Gawking Weirdo.  It ALMOST keeps the Russian neighbor's dog shit off my lawn)

Once they get to your roof, they get to your vents and get in your attic.

Mini chainsaw ordered for delivery some time this

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[fbhjr]

That would make a great horror movie. Some chain saw killer waiting for delivery of their chainsaw. But, the package gets lost…

[newlifeinstpaul]

And he whacks the neighbors with a weed weedwhacker and hedge clippers before realizing there's a Glendale Ave SOUTH in town. House has the same number...

[fbhjr]

Oh, I had it upside down, it should be zip code 91819 not 61816…

[newlifeinstpaul]

So he piles his push mower, ice auger, outboard motor and collection of unused incandescent bulbs into his windowless, slightly rusted van

[ragnarok_08]

Oh jeez that doesn't sound like fun X_X;

[newlifeinstpaul]

Trimming that thing to size with a baby chainsaw is gonna be fun, tho