So after yesterday (more on that later, nyuk nyuk) I was grinding on some overtime today. Lost track of time 'till someone donged my dinger. Almost ignored it till I thought Oh, What The Hey, glanced thru my window, opened the door and squealed--

D'awwwwwe, aren't you CYOOOOOOTE!!!

The pair of clearly forty-plus GeeHober's Rovers blinked in ( Read more... )

Minnesota's SO FECKED.

Damnit, we really needed that mother-shet-cho-mouf. Damn you, Tim. Damn you and your Perfect Unfeckable Every White Man's Dream to Vote for Story. Soldier turned Schoolteacher with that Resting Do Your Classwork Face.

He unfucked SO MANY fucked up things 'round here. He's Joe Biden to KamalaBala's Obama, with a lot less of ( Read more... )

...which is not to say I have No Friends.  But, I don't have 'Come Over twice a week' Friends/Chosen Family That I 'Spose I'd hypothetically like.  They don't seem to be forthcoming.  Seems harder to accomplish than it should be. If my Early 20s Female Asian friends are complaining too--from their college campuses, no less--I know it's Not Just Me.
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My home internet speed went to shit this morning.  Again.

Called T-Mobile for the second time in two months.  Gave the respondent a wet noodle lashing (expressed my frustrations, while acknowledging he isn't doing this to me personally).  Asked for one of the new routers with connectors for external antennae.  Reminded him they'd failed me already ( Read more... )

Yesterday I had the Best Father's Day I've had in many years. Truth is, the best ones I've had are the ones I've arranged. No one's ever done it for me.

Discovery While Writing This: Zilla may have been the only person who's ever really, Really wanted to figure out What Makes Me Happy. Didn't always hit the bullseye, and in Large Part my sadness ( Read more... )

The weekend's coming up and it's raining and--without TOO much comment--I'm going to post a rather manipulative letter shoved into my front door over the past 'holiday' season.


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(75% solar eclipse in progress)

• If I live to see another one of these?  I'll celebrate outliving LaserDad
• Ya know, today woulda been my 35th anniversary with Da Babies mother.  
• I think it was darker then than right now.  Every single day, TBH

Per our divorce decree, we've agreed for a certain QDRO to calculate how much of my pension she gets to take away. Do I enjoy it? Eh. It's the Cost of Moving On. And moving on from a sexless marriage in a banana-colored house littered with worthless knick-knacks and bits of junk has been uhhhh GREAT. On which I won't elaborate, cuz that's not the ( Read more... )

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Ever notice how 'classic rap' -- as opposed to classic rock, classical, any other 'vintage' genre -- is just Plain Fucking DISGUSTING?

I'll sell all the drugs and shoot your whole family and pull the Very Personal Lips of some woman I just met over her head, like some bizarre Biological Wedgie.

It's the horrid middle-schooler stage of the genre all ( Read more... )