(75% solar eclipse in progress)

• If I live to see another one of these?  I'll celebrate outliving LaserDad
• Ya know, today woulda been my 35th anniversary with Da Babies mother.  
• I think it was darker then than right now.  Every single day, TBH

Per our divorce decree, we've agreed for a certain QDRO to calculate how much of my pension she gets to take away. Do I enjoy it? Eh. It's the Cost of Moving On. And moving on from a sexless marriage in a banana-colored house littered with worthless knick-knacks and bits of junk has been uhhhh GREAT. On which I won't elaborate, cuz that's not the ( Read more... )

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Ever notice how 'classic rap' -- as opposed to classic rock, classical, any other 'vintage' genre -- is just Plain Fucking DISGUSTING?

I'll sell all the drugs and shoot your whole family and pull the Very Personal Lips of some woman I just met over her head, like some bizarre Biological Wedgie.

It's the horrid middle-schooler stage of the genre all ( Read more... )

...are all the Ghosts and Demons that don't wish to be trapped behind latex. They come screaming out at me like a horde of Angry Hornets.

The Monsters are all my own. The memories of Unrequited Good Deeds. The Wasted Energy. Trying so hard to Be My Best for Others. People who'd never, ever wish to do the same for me.

What weight of tarpaulin must I ( Read more... )

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Literally just heard a tiny scamper on my roof.

Squirrel.

Using the tall shrub I'm sitting five feet away from.

(I work in my front window like a Gawking Weirdo.  It ALMOST keeps the Russian neighbor's dog shit off my lawn)

Once they get to your roof, they get to your vents and get in your attic.

Mini chainsaw ordered for delivery some time this ( Read more... )

It's one of those Very Odd Quotes that popped into my memory over the weekend. Only Myng didn't say this. B did.

She said it at some point early in her chemo over something I'd done. Said it 3 or 4 times over, cuz I'd initially pretended not to have heard it. After all the repeats, it got Rather Fucking Annoying. Whatever it was, didn't merit so ( Read more... )

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At the beginning, I mistakenly thought B Was the One who Wished She Could Take Every Pain of Mine Away. I Know, Right...? What I'd mistaken for a Magic Moment was simple manipulation to get something she'd wanted for herself. A beginning to a Consistent Theme.

Had that only been true, tho? It would have made her Quite A Bit Like Me. I'm ( Read more... )