nomnom and potential hijinks

[newmistakes]

Life so rarely imitates the plot of a bargain kindle purchase. But on those rare occasions when it does, I find myself somewhat giddy at the ludicrous implausibility of it all. You see, my friends, congratulations and heartfelt felicitations are in order - for I am fake engaged. Not for one second of my adult life have I ever wanted to get married

Comments

[danbok]

I certainly hope you are fake-engaged to the fellow from the previous post. That would be a great ending to that story!

[tigerweave]

Oh my goodness! You're on about page 15 of a 250 page doorchock. So many shenanigans to look forward to!

And hello Jack!

[blackheart19]

good god in heaven that food looks so good!!

Your storey reminds me of the advert

[adman]

that ran here last year..

[st_martin_a]

Fake engaged - sounds like the storyline to a bad rom com Jen. Make sure there aren't any hidden cameras around filming you for a fly-on-the-wall reality tv show.

Have you got to genuinely pretend that you're engaged to this guy?
This sounds like a riot. : )