nomnom and potential hijinks

[newmistakes]

Life so rarely imitates the plot of a bargain kindle purchase. But on those rare occasions when it does, I find myself somewhat giddy at the ludicrous implausibility of it all. You see, my friends, congratulations and heartfelt felicitations are in order - for I am fake engaged. Not for one second of my adult life have I ever wanted to get married

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[zoefruitcake]

Caaaaaake

[zoefruitcake]

Oh and always wait for the fake engagement ring before committing to fake engagements. Talking of which I was in a shop the other week and in their jewellery collection they had fake wedding and engagement ring sets! Is that a thing? I never realised there was such a market for a set of fakes for 20 quid

[wizardelfgirl]

Sounds like you're gonna have a VERY amusing weekend... Congratulations on your fake-engagement. If there is a fake-wedding I hope to be invited :p

[masobelle]

That sounds delicious! I have to say, I miss Australian food. And Australian produce. You don't realise how good we have it until you leave!

[in_frequency]

did you have to get fake-engaged because of the fake-pregnancie and proverbial fake-shotgun proding?