nomnom and potential hijinks

[newmistakes]

Life so rarely imitates the plot of a bargain kindle purchase. But on those rare occasions when it does, I find myself somewhat giddy at the ludicrous implausibility of it all. You see, my friends, congratulations and heartfelt felicitations are in order - for I am fake engaged. Not for one second of my adult life have I ever wanted to get married

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well...

[midnighttoken2]

hello again friend

Wishin yews a non fake HAPPY Bertday Sweet Jen

[adman]

and a fun sex filled happy year Babe..

[adman]

[adman]

[spiral_meter]

happy birthday! even though you are apparently dead.

b