Mistletoe

[newt_barney]

I really need to stop falling for the old 'hey, Barney! Come over here!' trick. I mean, not that I'm complaining about the kissing. It is surprising how many girls will kindly oblige once I'm afflicted. But people are going to start thinking I'm doing it deliberately. I'm really not, I'm just stupid enough to walk where people tell me to without

Comments

[newt_rolf]

You should do what I do. If a girl calls you, run. And keep looking up.

[newt_barney]

Oh, it's not girls particularly. Just when people see mistletoe they seem to think it's funny to direct me under it.

[newt_stebbins]

Yeah, I know the feeling. Parkinson has tried it with me. Twice.

[newt_barney]

You'd think she'd get the message you're not interested.

[newt_dorny]

I am so amused. I'm sorry. If it helps, I don't think you were doing it deliberately. Still, I am growing more and more amused.

[newt_barney]

Good. I got into enough trouble over that bikini thing. I don't want people to think I'm sleazy!

[newt_lucy]

You're really not doing it deliberately?

[newt_barney]

Really!

[newt_lucy]

It's just that you've fallen for that trick quite a lot of times. At least that means you've snogged quite a lot of girls.

[newt_barney]

And three boys, which was just odd.

Well, none of them have been proper snogs, just little kisses. Have you been able to avoid the mistletoe so far?