Okay, switching to prefect mode now.

It seems like detention with the Pink Creature was not enough for Mallory the Younger to learn her lesson, as she keeps on getting into trouble. Besides her recent pranks on Luna Lovegood, which I'm sure every prefect in this school and all of Ravenclaw house must be aware by now thanks to the indignant ( Read more... )

An O? A bloody O?

How on Earth did I manage to get an O on this assignment? I did everything in my power to fail this - I even included the bit about juggling puffskeins, for Helga's sake. And what about those people who actually need this class and can't afford to do this sort of protest, and who got bad marks? Bloody cow ( Read more... )

My dear partners in pain, the answer is very simple: if you find yourself face to face with an assailant/dementor/hag/whatever, you pretend to be a statue. Or you dance in front of them, wearing a pink tutu, rollerskates... and, of course, with Scamander's missing socks on your hands. Or you juggle puffskeins to distract them. Whichever is more ( Read more... )

I'm CURED! I'm back to NORMAL! I have a beard again as well as other things I better not mention and I can look at myself in the mirror without getting a desperate urge to scream.

Oh, sweet Helga, life is great again.

I could almost KISS Montague. Almost.

I know some of you actually enjoyed switching genders (you're all mental, by the way), but ( Read more... )

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What in Helga's name has just happened?

It was you, wasn't it, Weasley? I don't know where you're hiding, but when I find you, you're dead. DEAD, do you hear me?That's it. I don't care if I get detention, or if I risk my position as a prefect. I'm NOT coming out of my dorm ever again. I'll just stay here until I get ( Read more... )

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Parkinson must think I'm a right idiot. Screaming "Oh, a rat! Save me, Nicky!" as high as she can will not make me run to rescue her, especially when I know that bloody mistletoe is hovering over that very doorstep under where she's spotted the little furry creature ( Read more... )

( Private. )

I believe getting an 8.25 in that bloody list and getting all those compliments from those two bints is the most insulting thing ever. But then again, it could be worse, as I'm sure Montague and Warrington might be even more offended than I am.

And I shall KILL those tarts for what they say about Fawcett!