Comments | newt_fawcett: Naw

newt_fawcett

Naw

Nov 18, 2007 20:30

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Private to Fawcett newt_stebbins November 18 2007, 13:24:02 UTC

AAAAH! I knew it! These blasted magazines did get inside Hogwarts. And Fawcett, of all people, had to find out about them.

Oh, dear Merlin, why do you hate me so?

Erm, actually... she's my mother.

Private to Stebbins newt_fawcett November 18 2007, 13:34:23 UTC

Your mother?

And no, I haven't suddenly fallen victim to rhetorical speech. I'm just hoping that if I repeat it in questions format, you'll say, "Ha! Got you!"

For once I'm really hoping that we'll never get to the stage where I have to meet her.

Private to Fawcett newt_stebbins November 18 2007, 13:39:35 UTC

I wish I was kidding, but no. Gisela Bettencourt really is my mother.

I wish I was dead.

Private to Stebbins newt_fawcett November 18 2007, 13:42:22 UTC

AHHHH! Ah.

I'm sorry, but I really don't know what to say to that.

Now, she looks the way most blokes want their girlfriend to look naked. And it would be natural for you to feel the same way. Except if you did, it would be sort of like you were wanting me to look the same way your mother does naked.

Eww.

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