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[newt_katie]

People especially Oakby are annoying me more than usual today. I want to go flying and get the hell out of this castle. Angelina PLEASE organise tryouts so we can get out there, I'm begging you. Though I have to admit that I'm a bit afraid. You as Captain seems dangerous.Stress about passing anything having to do with DADA has about quadrupled.

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[newt_warrington]

Poor thing.

Silencio, Petrificus Totalus... I would've thought that as a 6th Year you'd know of these already. If not in class then surely by reading the books.

[newt_katie]

Fuck. It's like the Git Parade today.

I asked if anyone knew any particularly good hexes. Those are tired. And I would consult our textbook if it weren't such UTTER CRAP.

[newt_warrington]

Well it seems we can agree on that then, that the textbooks are crap.

Mind I wasn't actually referring to the textbook, Goldilocks.

[newt_katie]

Miracles happen and...

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?

[newt_dorny]

Hmm. I think the most creative one used on me this year was a tongue-locking spell. Go see Natalie for details.

[newt_katie]

Thanks JD. Is it painful? Because that'll make it even more fun.

[newt_dorny]

Not exceedingly. Though if you're mouth is already open, it can make you choke up a bit, and that's a bit painful.

[newt_katie]

Fantastic. Oakby's mouth seems to be incessantly open, so it shouldn't be hard.

[newt_adrian]

Someone's either woken up on the wrong side of the bed AND put her foot into a bowl of cereal or has reached that time of the month.

If you want to go out flying, why don't you just go outside and FLY then?

If it helps you recover from your whining, please do it immediately.

[newt_terence]

Shall we cry you a river or throw a pity party?