Well I can't go getting manicures and pedicures now without raising a few eyebrows. Nor can I wear skirts anymore. I don't think there'll be any kilt-wearing either, given that a) I'm not Scottish and b) I doubt McGonagall would appreciate my taking an interest in traditional Scottish clothing ( Read more... )

Things I like:

Manicures.

Threatening to claw Monique's eyes out with newly manicured nails and not feeling guilty about it because I am no longer bigger and stronger than her.

My awesome legs.

Skirts really ARE easier to move around in.

Things I dislike:Being ogled by Josiah Haughton ( Read more... )

Aww, Chang, the armour loves you, really. Small cute females armed with frippery remind it of its youth, when ladies tied ribbons around its arms as a token of love and luck before sending it into battle! Stop complaining about it before Davies starts getting overprotective and glares (again). That one needs to have a less sizable harem of female ( Read more... )

Monique Travers, I would sooner snog TRELAWNEY than you. Because our favourite nutcase Professor at least appreciates my wit rather than my bank vault. So STOP TRYING TO GET ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE ( Read more... )

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That Demelza Robins is just... well ridiculous is too strong a word. But honestly, me and JD dating? The fact is neither of us feel that way about the other, to my knowledge that is, and I think we're better off as friends.

That snog that happened was a one time thing and definitely doesn't mean a thing. At all. Right?Well, that was a whole lot of ( Read more... )

Sarah and Ella were very impressed and amused, which is all for the good. Myrtle was even more impressed, which is all not so much for the good ( Read more... )

Well. When it rains, it pours. It seems as though my favourite and most esteemed batshit insane professor is on the verge of getting sacked, compliments of Madame The Pink Lady. The small chirpy Gryffindor who follows me around asking questions was devastated at the news.

All right. So she IS kind of full of cooking sherry and nonsense. But it's ( Read more... )

Who is that overly flirtatious blond git now working at the Three Broomsticks who was HOVERING over my cousin's table STARING at her like he's never seen a pretty girl before?! Does anyone know?

Aside from that, Hogsmeade was all right. Overheard angry mutterings from Potter's sidekick regarding his little sister and Corner of Ravenclaw. Ah, ( Read more... )

I've given up trying to convince Brat that it is, indeed, NOT possible to buy out the entire stock of Drooble's at Honeydukes and bring it back to her. Not that I really fancy knowing what she would do with that amount of chewing gum in the first place ( Read more... )