Gilbert and the Seven-Layer Chocolate Cake

[newyorknights]

The Benefactor steps into the house around seven after I'd returned from getting two more books about the Spanish Armada for my Western Civilization class from the library. I'm watching interview clips on MSN about Team America. Nanny is at the computer clicking furiously to delete each e-mail individually, which along with her extremely loud

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[redfoxnine]

I wish I could write at least as half as well as you write.

[newyorknights]

Jeepers, Tav! That's a superior thing to say. Though frankly I've never thought there was anything remotely wrong with the way you write. Yours is far more voyeuristic and genuine, like a journal should be.

I mean, look at how much I wrote there! I do that to make up for not updating regularly, which is another thing you do... okay, actually I do that cause I'm a pompous cock and I like the sight of my own words, lots of them.

I'm an ass, have you noticed?

[shape_my_heart]

that really made me laugh.

you're a fucking great writer.

i love you.

[newyorknights]

thank you, my irish love. i hope you feel better.

Ha

[sadiethenymph]

Your grandfather still has his hair. At least you don't have *Dick's* receding hairline.

And have they ever SEEN B? Unless you lost tons of weight, let you face get nasty and saggy and look seventy-five percent Chinese in every picture taken, you don't look just like him. Fucking...

Sorry I didn't call last night. I worked like twelve hours no break and when I got home I didn't even think about it.

I *adore* Dakota Fanning. It would be cool if she just stayed that young.

Re: Ha

[newyorknights]

what the fuck do you mean, 'my grandfather?' he's your fucking relation just as much as his mine. but hey, soon enough, we'll never have to think about that again. at least until he's dead and i get all of the inheritance.