Have you ever left so much unsaid after a long period of time in which stuff worth noting is actually happening to you at such an alarming rate that once you return to the journal of your daily events you couldn't possibly log it all and you don't know where to begin again?

I'm married. My wife is pregnant (and lovely). My best friends are a rat ( Read more... )

The following consists of a hopefully helpful suggestion to browsing the internet for pornography while maintaining a 'somewhat' healthy computer, if not lifestyle and sense of mental well-being.

* Tip #1- Search Engine Pornography

So you want to look up porn, yeah? Well it ain't as simple as putting a pillow over a sleeping baby, son. There's more ( Read more... )

Tired. Sore. Hornt. Educated ( Read more... )

So yeah, I entered Basic Military Training back in the beginning of May. Aaaaand I've been there ever since. My original graduation date was the twenty-forth of June. My actual graduation date after getting recycled in my second week and then getting stuck in Medhold? July 29 ( Read more... )

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He was waiting at the bus depot when I arrived here back in the beginning of May. He stood, visibly excited, next to the Lincoln Continental his mother handed down to him when her sisters bought her a new Explorer. I had been changing bus after bus all night and most of the previous afternoon, I was tired and slightly miserable from allergies which ( Read more... )

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I don't think she rides the bus. I think I remember that she doesn't ( Read more... )

Nanny: "-and there's still church on Sunday and I have yet to pack bags for you and me ( Read more... )

SantaClaus has just signed in.QuiffOfLegend: hey santa ( Read more... )