I did some work today. Sort of. I'm officially part of the Legal Committee of Kuwait on the Model UN. We are henceforth known as the Krazy Kuwaitis... It sounded much better in class ( Read more... )

I've compiled a list of ( THINGS I WOULD KILL HUNTER FOR! )

Oh, ice. Well FUCK ICE! It ruined the only plans I had for the day. Ruining Ozzy's day.

Tomorrow, however. I'm heading over to Hunter's ON FOOT to end him. And then.. stuff.

What is this shit? I've been sick all week. Watching daytime television. All I had to look forward to was the weekend where people would be around to talk to and stuff.

So I send my mom to the video store to pick up some movies.

What the fuck? Hollywood video doesn't have Rambo?! RAMBO! WHO DOESN'T HAVE RAMBO ( Read more... )

I finally sold out to the man ( Read more... )

Fuck, it's only January, and TIME magazine can already call off the judging for the Man of the Year award ( Read more... )

Ok, people.

ROUND 1:

A ninja, a pirate, a robot (not the pussy kind), and a zombie all fight. Free for all. Who wins?

Now, ROUND 2

(Winner of Round 1), Predator, Chuck Norris, and Robotic Chuck Norris all fight. Free for all. Cage match. Who wins?

Reply with your answers to round 1 and round 2.

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This is my official public service announcement Number 1 ( Read more... )

Ok, Ferreal this time. I'm done with TetsuoLag. You wanna hit me up, I'm on CamshaftedGuitar.

Jerks.