Hey! You jerks!

I know you can read this, and I know you're all jerks!

Also. Kauffman. I'm watching you.

It's official. Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast was without a doubt the greatest show of all time. Just try and argue that. YOU FUCKING CAN'T!

( SHIZ! )

All you need to know about my holidays:

1) They Blew
2) I got DDR. And the Pad. Bitches.
3) I now have about 600 dollars. but will have 12 when I pay cole back all his money.
4) If I talked to you in Phoenix, or you talked to me, I love you. You rock.
5) The rest of you can blow me.

I think that by now I've told everyone important that this week I'll be out in Arizona. And if I haven't, then consider that me telling you, in the event that you're important ( Read more... )

I love you.

Don't fake the funk.

Buttsex is quite possibly the funniest word of all time.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!

If you don't love finals week, then I will fight you. And that is no lie. For the past two days we've been drinking starbucks, eating taco bell, freezing our asses off, loitering in target, boating, and painting racing stripes on our boat, to make it fast. And all instead of school. Hell, we did most of that before noon today. I did more before ( Read more... )

Poetry is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever seen in my life ( Read more... )