Comments | neyl: an update to my plan

neyl

an update to my plan

Jun 17, 2004 16:54

In regard to my previous entry about world domination, I have since realized that growing a sun in my backyard is a task too difficult, even for someone as incredible as myself. Consequently, I have a new plan that may work even better than the previous one. I will tell this story in the past tense now for practice, because I am so sure that my ( Read more... )

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reallybadegg June 17 2004, 14:12:49 UTC

I would just like to say clap..clap clap clap. That's applause, my friend. Good thing for me, I do not use chap stick. However, if I did use chapstick I think I would be terrified of your plan and your Tepparmy!

P.S. Neyl, please continue to fill my life with joy and wonder with your stories.

P.P.S. I hope George W. Bush uses chapstick.

Your friend,
Stacey

neyl June 17 2004, 14:18:53 UTC

lol cheryl would cry if it happened to bush, and bush would be thoroughly confused if it happened to him

greyst36 June 17 2004, 15:42:49 UTC

I'm already crying :'( <~~ look at me go... and NO bush would NOT be confused!!! he would understand the situation completely (once donald rumsfeld explains it to him), and then he will willingly turn control of the nation over to me :)

Hey Kid....IM A COMPUTAH! anonymous June 17 2004, 14:12:53 UTC

Make sure that Tepparmy doesnt ever hear the SportsCenter theme, or Tepparmy will be thoroughly distracted

Re: Hey Kid....IM A COMPUTAH! neyl June 17 2004, 14:16:38 UTC

ahahaha, good call grun unit

the_guy_greeny June 17 2004, 14:28:29 UTC

Yo man can I borrow Tepparmy Sunday night from 1:30 to 5:00 no questions asked? Thanks a lot.

neyl June 17 2004, 14:33:30 UTC

well it will be difficult. the tepparmy only responds to their first leader, however i will create one for you for the low low price of 12 payments of 29.95. ill create another livejournal entry tomorrow or something detailing how to go about training a tepparmy

anonymous June 17 2004, 19:15:51 UTC

i dont like chapstick... and u can't clone me cuz i am the man. ha... o yea and wat the heck $29.95? that's ridiculous!

hilarious journal anonymous June 17 2004, 19:32:09 UTC

This live journal is hilarious u r truly the most creative and comical smurf diciple i have ever seen. Continue fighting the good fight n to the eyl xzibit i could sit and read this journal all day and night if i didnt have crabs and was constantly scractin the genitals thanks alot DELLO!

Re: hilarious journal neyl June 17 2004, 19:34:10 UTC

Your Welcome Saif

Re: hilarious journal anonymous June 17 2004, 19:40:11 UTC

Im pissed why didnt any one tell me bout this live journal i woulda put that shit in my palm pilot and coulda checked it out wirelessly maybe while snowboardin o and by the way said it was realy no problem- love "Big" Jeff Mullen

Re: hilarious journal anonymous June 21 2004, 20:17:31 UTC

Who are you? And yeah, maybe I will put it on my palm, and look at it while boarding...but under one circumstance: if you explain to me why the hell you had reason to mock me. Is your life so pathetic that you have to imagine that you're me? Good job moron. -Love, "Big" Jeff Mullen

P.S.- Where the hell did the "big" thing come from? You want to be me, and then gain a few pounds? Asshole, was that really necessary?