So today I had a Fed-Ex package picked up from my house by the guy in the Fed-Ex truck. He accidently parked across the street and went to my neighbor's house, but I quickly ran outside and gave him my package. Anyways, that was like an hour and half ago. So I look outside like 10 minutes ago, and I notice another Fed-Ex truck parked in front of ( Read more... )

Well, I realize that I haven't posted an actual entry.... ever. So, in compliance with that trend, I will now proceed to make another meaningless entry. This entry will be a Choose Your Own Adventure! For those who are not familiar with the genre, it is very simple and very fun. Basically, I will introduce a story, but this time it will be reader ( Read more... )

Well, today was the first day of school ( Read more... )

You know, if you played your cards right, using just golf and knock knock jokes, you could accomplish a lot.

A disturbingly high amount of people have been asking me various questions about my livejournal, and it is getting annoying, so I will now answer them in FAQ format ( Read more... )

i haven't updated in a while so here i go! i was in florida with my mommy for 5 days and i went to the beach one day by myself and i met this really cool girl who lives in new brunswick. we've been keeping in touch and she's awesome i'm really glad we met. we might get together sometime soon ( Read more... )

Today I experienced something that I thought would never happen. While I was making my way through my daily inspection of my personal Tepparmy, I saw that the Type C Tepper's were trying to hide something from me. I immediately investigated, and I soon discovered a new type of Tepper!!!! And it appeared to be.... a female!

( The future )

I promised in my previous entry (in a comment) that I would create an entry detailing exactly how to go about training a Tepparmy, so now I will proceed to do so.

( Tepparmy )

In regard to my previous entry about world domination, I have since realized that growing a sun in my backyard is a task too difficult, even for someone as incredible as myself. Consequently, I have a new plan that may work even better than the previous one. I will tell this story in the past tense now for practice, because I am so sure that my ( Read more... )

If you don't already know, last weekend and monday (12th-14th) I went to Stanford, California to watch my brother's graduation. If you want to see the pictures, go to http://community.webshots.com/user/jchmel (Don't ask about the user name, its a loooooong story)