ja leg spat' v 400 ytra. vstal v 600 (sila privbl4ki). Tolko ja hotel ( Read more... )

Have u ever noticed that in american action movies (most of them), there r always black guy, white guy, and a girl. Now, we all know that such a thing is done in order not to violate political correctness. However, that's not my point. The point is that in most of the movies with such a cast black guy dies pretty fast, and the rest (white guy and ( Read more... )

Today I've almost choked 'cause of peace of burger, which stuck down in my throat. Twenty min. after I bought a pack of cigarettes and started smoking again. What's the point of giving up smoking and being afraid of some cancer if u can easily die even eating your hamburger?

Girls' ability to take offences exceeds guys' ability to offend.

Have your bonus point if u know how to manipulate people. Have one more if it works. Have 10 more if sure that by letting u manipulate themselves they don't manipulate u.

U should understand my relationship with toasters,- I fix toasts every single morning for my breakfast. These relationships last for 6 years already. I have changed 4 toasters by this time, and each of them had at least 6 min. timers ( Read more... )

Word of the day: cheers (when u r lookin' for a job in UK u hate this word ( Read more... )

Haven't ever thought I'm a racist ( Read more... )

London is a nice city. Some people will not agree with me (traffic, prices, overpopulated, no tasty beer), but I really felt in love with London (pubs, drinks after work, hospitality, night life)... I like makin' my way through the traffic, watchin' football funs going crazy, helpin' russian tourists, which try to explain smth in horrible english ( Read more... )

English is not my native language, so when she (just a girl (from US) accidently appeared in my bed) asked me what do I want her to do, I felt sorry for I didn't study it better.

Don't u think u know this language till u can say in it whatever u wish in sex=)