I think I've got a little karma kicking me in the ass right about now.

A few bits of reading for you ( Read more... )

Today I organized my AIM buddy list into two sections. One for people I am smarter than, another for people who are close to my genius. If you want to make the cut, prove to me that you deserve a shot.

I'm a conceited asshole.

Ok, so I have to go all quick like and do an editing project, but there is something I need to get out in the open here ( Read more... )

Last night I had one of the most vivid/scary lucid dreams of my entire life ( Read more... )

Oh shit, it's back.

P.S. I have two extra tickets to an advanced viewing of Kill Bill in Philly on Wednesday. Who wants to be ultra cool and mingle with all the cool seeing the movie early people with me???

Brain isn't making complex sentences today ( Read more... )

I know where I am right now and I know what I feel.
This does not mean I know exactly what I is.

Proper english does not come to me well this late at night. Shit, it's not even that late!

"No longer selling out, I'm buying in."

On the subject of 'Chunkee' bars. If that is how you spell it. I'm not quite sure. I asked my friend Joe if he liked them, because we were on the subject of random candy bars. I always thought its name was kind of funny. Anyways, he gave me a high pitched, squeel of a respone, screaming that it was the grossest candy bar in the entire world. I ( Read more... )

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