"You see Paul, I wasn't going to hit you with the stick, but you took it to far. I just don't get it, it's like once you get something in your hands, you just have to use it. I had the stick, but I was just holding it to threaten you, I wasn't going to put it down because that would show weakness. You had the water turkey baster, once you had it ( Read more... )

When are people going to learn that High school never ends? No, it never stops happening, you don't leave high school on your final day and there is no more drama. There is no end to ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends hounding you to get back together, nor is there closure to the one that got away. Also, no you're best friends will not stop talking ( Read more... )

I worked out tonight, and now I'm wearing a tshirt that is tight on me to make it feel like I have big muscles now. I don't ( Read more... )

Well, the internets hooked back up and I'm doin' the whole internet thing again. Funny thing is, for a while when we ( Read more... )

It sucks not having the internet, mayyynnnn

My first decree would be for every woman to have her hair cut in a short and choppy fasion. I really don't understand why this isn't a rule already. Fo ril.

"I love New York Saturdays
But Mondays last longer
And since I plan to live a long life
Maybe I'll serve a thousand Mondays and swallow the burn
To merge the week for all its got"

I hate these fucking bears!

Ok, this is the third time I've tried to write this entry, but these is a button on the left side of this mouse that sends you back to the last page you were viewing, which just so happens to be where my thumbs lands every time I grab the mouse. Thus, it sucks really bad. Anyways this is about girls, I guess ( Read more... )

I'm enthralled ( Read more... )

Standing at the corner of spruce and market, staring blankly at the tattered brick wall obstructing my view of much better things. Hands in the pocket of a sweatshirt, held together by their tiny digits, linking for added warmth and the comfort of being held. Twitching of a nose to remove the minute rain particles that have begun to accumulate on ( Read more... )