i haven't shaved for 4 weeks and i look the same...

NANTERRE, France, July 28 (AFP) - Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his
sixth Tour de France title. In a random check for banned substances, French
authorities found three substances in Armstrong's hotel room that are banned
by the French:

Toothpaste, deodorant, and soap

I'm on the phone with my bank, it seems I have been reimburse for lost/stolen merchandise that I ordered. That plus the money for my website work before I left for summer...plus some summer job money... = MOTORCYCLE ( Read more... )

I thought it was entertaining & somewhat true ( Read more... )

I was bored so I slid this business card in and out of my Mac's CD slot...AND MY MAC ATE IT!!!111 ( Read more... )

wooord.

SOMEBODY LEFT SOMETING ON THEIR KEYBOARD AT WORK AND ALL I HEAR IS THAT DAMMNNN "BEEP BEEP BEEBEEBEEP"

ugh

fuck you!!!!

"If you know your parties extension, please dial it now; or press zero for an operator."

My voice is on Creata Toys' phone system...if you ever call it..wooo woo.

Today, I also encountered the dreaded...SQUATTING RESTROOM.

grosss

causes problems with LJ. all my shit is outta order.

If you did not have vaginal sex between 7-12-2004 and 7-25-2004 [PRESS THIS BUTTON]

*click*

The HPV study is a constant reminder of my celibacy. At least they paid me to take my weekly survey.

top two requests from AZIA:

1. LV wallets & purses
2. pirated movies and VCDs

I'm out to learn Mandarin with an apparently good looking young lady. WE SHALL SEE.