Wow. It's been seven years since I posted to this thing. I wonder if the 18 year old Ivy had any idea of what was in store for her? Shit. If I had phrophasied this I would have ran hurling myself back into the primordial ooze of my mothers womb. fuck. it has been a ride. I never thought I would end up in cambodia......living on a khmer military ( Read more... )

ARGH! Life my friends has hit me like the time I hit the fox island bridge with my car. Fuck.
So what am I doing?? Err.....amda? Military? (DARE I SAY IT) finlandia? bartender/bum?
Soo many options
and yet I dont think any of them will fullfill me.....

yeah i now have a myspace...it depresses me too...

last tongiht was interesting ( Read more... )

YEAH FOR TUESDAY ( Read more... )

I am not legally able to rent porn and go to strip clubs! PRAISE TO ME!

THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER HERE I COME!

oh oh...i convinced jamie nad micah to go salsa dancing next saturday WOOT!

SO im going to italy next year! WEEEE! im soo fucking stoked....
however there are things that i am not stoked about

i.e. hierarcy of choir...politics and music should never even have to cross paths...

Taylor teague is a FUCKING girl..bonnie if you fucking read this..email me fucking back...I NEED MY BEST FRIEND!so i can fucking laugh my ass off .and eat a cake......cake is always good...especially with sprinkles....im kind of hungry....OH WE CAN BAKE FORTUNE CUPCAKES! and inside of one of the fortune cupcakes we can write the word duck, then ( Read more... )

i got mud on my favorite pants..
all i want to know
is
WHEN?! WHY?! HOW?!

so i got in a fight today with my brother on the phone..about him being president..adn you know..all of "that" stuff..
when out of his mouth comes
"who pissed in your gene pool?"

JOHN ISN"T DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

and now onto other good news...

IM GETTING MY TITS PIERCED!!!...weeeeeee.......I'm doing it with kelsey...this should be interesting...

oh oh oh..and FLOGGING MOLLY IS NEXT WEEKEND!!!!