JOHN IS DEAD!!!

JOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!

Ive decided to make a new comic book series...its called cha-chi..its about a superhero whos conceince/sidekick is a vagina...i was going to make the vagina glide through the air..but then i thought it bouncing would be sooo much better ( Read more... )

WHO REMEMBERD TO WEAR HER BRA TODAY???!!!

IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

TEN POINTS FOR ME!

jay would be so proud

so this is how our new song will go..its only one line

"Someone has Std's and its not me"

erins a genious....

were going to throw in some harmonizations..and a cowbell! (megan)

so i tried to eat salmon yesterday...because supposibly it gives you an inner glow...but then i vomited ( Read more... )

Shimmer me this..

If your name was Jerry Booblets
would you kill yourself?

I think john lithgow should have played count olaf instead of jim carrey in lemmony snicket ( Read more... )

You are a Fork.


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I have discovered that if anything...People will love a fat man with presents

i am sooo fucking pissed off right now...grrr....allthough i cant say why...cuz people will be pissed at me..GRRR ( Read more... )