I am a little slave girl and I just did something HOT.

I ate meat and dairy products.

Also I took this brilliant quiz that Andrew and his friend made and I suggest you do the same. Except minus the meat and dairy products if you're a trendy vegetarian or an even trendier vegan.


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I'm in a picking apart sort of mood. It starts here.

You know that "I Spy" game in which you say, "I spy with my little eye..."? What the fuck. Why? Why can't you spy it with your normal eye? Do you have to have a grotesque deformity with one normal eye and one tiny, beady eye to play correctly ( Read more... )

PUT THAT IN YOUR PACKPACK AND SMOKE IT.

WITH YOUR BURNED LIPS.

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I guess that sometimes, the only real thing that we ever set ourselves up for is to fall.

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By the time you swear you're his
Shivering and sighing
And he vows his passion is
infinite, undying!
Lady, make a note of this:
one of you is lying.

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THE SOUL TRAIN IS COMING TO TOWN!!!!

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"HAHAHAHA DAVID HASSELHOFF LIKES WRINKLY DOGS ON HIS WEINER."

Quote by vampira_unseen

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I sometimes wish I was a very old, decrepit person so I could bite people and piss all over myself and everyone would be like, "Oh, that's ok, she's just old."

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This is why you should not give me paint:


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It irritates me that other cheeses do not behave the same way as string cheese.

Maurice Sendak is a pimp because he wrote a wee book about the wonders of chicken soup with rice, which I am enjoying, along with some string cheese, at this moment.

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