Comments | nicegaipose: GYM CLASS BEGAN FIVE MINUTES AGO, MAGGOTS.

nicegaipose

GYM CLASS BEGAN FIVE MINUTES AGO, MAGGOTS.

Apr 20, 2009 02:40

** GAI SENSEI IS IN THE GYM, HOLDING A CLIPBOARD AND A STOPWATCH, WEARING A WHISTLE AROUND HIS NECK, OVER THIS: **

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silence!, gym class is srs business, you are late, class started five minutes ago, line up maggots, you call that a push-up!?

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kanboku April 20 2009, 18:04:20 UTC

THE SCHOOL HAS A STORE?

nicegaipose April 20 2009, 18:09:18 UTC

Question number one: The School has a store?

Answer: Yes.

YOU PEA-BRAINS HAVE FOUR QUESTIONS LEFT.

kanboku April 20 2009, 18:19:06 UTC

....I'll go buy one right now, Gai-sensei.

*quickly runs away, intent of not coming back if he can help it*

nicegaipose April 20 2009, 18:36:33 UTC

YOU CALL THAT RUNNING!? FASTER, SNAIL-TRAIL! I WANT TO SEE YOU BACK HERE, IN UNIFORM, IN 5 MINUTES!

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needsasandwich April 20 2009, 18:06:04 UTC

*rolls up to see what the noise is*

*watches in stricken silence*

owpapercut April 20 2009, 18:51:05 UTC

*takes it upon herself to roll him away*
..... This might be something we'll want to avoid.

needsasandwich April 20 2009, 18:57:08 UTC

...i think you're probably right.

*was doubtful of ever escaping*

nicegaipose April 20 2009, 21:27:34 UTC

*sees them trying to sneak off*

You there! With Konan-san! Just because you are physically disabled does not mean that you cannot participate in group exercise.

Only the weak retreat in the face of a challenge!

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109jugs April 20 2009, 19:26:38 UTC

Gai, I'm glad that you decided to give up the spandex.
What kind of talk did you and Orochimaru have exactly?

nicegaipose April 20 2009, 20:47:04 UTC

Hello, Tsunade-sama. The decision to... revise.. my outfit was Orochimaru-sama's idea. He suggested that wearing a more conventional outfit would earn the students' respect of my authority as the gym teacher. I wholeheartedly agree. My previous choice of clothing was inappropriate and ridiculous. This outfit serves my purposes much better... *looks a little dazed for a second*

*blinks*

*cough* I responded to Orochimaru-sama's summons to his office and we merely discussed, over tea, the lack of discipline and assertion of the faculty's authority in this school and he proposed that we made some changes.

109jugs April 20 2009, 21:14:20 UTC

Well. How about you come see me when you're done with class so we could have a little chat, hm?

nicegaipose April 20 2009, 21:21:30 UTC

Of course, Tsunade-sama. I will arrive at your office no more than five minutes after the conclusion of gym class, or I will run 500 laps around a track that's size has been measured and approved by the USA Track and Field Association backwards.

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ichaichajounin April 20 2009, 19:40:39 UTC

*wants to see what all the fuss is about*

....

.......

Gai?

nicegaipose April 20 2009, 20:51:11 UTC

Question number two: Gai?

Answer: Yes.

THREE QUESTIONS LEFT AND THEN IT'S WARM-UP TIME, YOU FILTHY MEAT SACKS!

Kakashi-sensei, I would appreciate it if you didn't interrupt my class in the future. I would extend the same courtesy to you if, in fact, you still held a teaching position in this institution.

ichaichajounin April 20 2009, 20:53:30 UTC

... i dont think my questions count since your 5 question limit was directed at the students.

What did Orochimaru do to you

this is.....not normal... for you.

ichaichajounin April 20 2009, 20:54:13 UTC

and regarding my job......

shut up

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destinedgenius April 20 2009, 21:58:10 UTC

*is very worried about himself, Hinata, and yes, even Lee*

Gai-sensei? Is that you...?

What did Orochimaru do to you?

nicegaipose April 20 2009, 22:07:21 UTC

Question number three: Gai-sensei?

Answer: Yes.

Question number four: Is that you...?

Answer: Yes.

Question number five: What did Orochimaru do to you>

Answer: Nothing.

THAT'S IT YOU SORRY EXCUSES FOR HUMAN BEINGS - Q&A TIME IS OVER!

It is now time for WARM-UPS! In a two-by two line you will follow me for 20 laps around the track! Keep up or you will have to drop and give me 20 push-ups!