DYNAMIC RETURN!

[nicegaipose]

*strides into the empty gymnasium confidently

Comments

[destinedgenius]

Ah, Gai-sensei, there was an incident and Lee challenged Orochimaru-sensei to a duel. Orochimaru-sensei took Lee to serve detention with him as part of a bet he won with Jiraiya-sama and...now we're not sure where exactly Lee is...

[nicegaipose]

Ah! Neji-kun! That is Just what I would Expect from Lee - a Noble and Youthful Challenge against Orochimaru-sensei! What is the Reason Behind this Dignified Contest, I wonder?

Although I am Confident of my Student's Abilities, that he Cannot be Found is Disturbing News! I shall go Look for Him!

Where was my Vivacious Pupil last Seen, Neji-kun?

[destinedgenius]

*internally vows to never let Gai hear about the posters in Orochimaru's office*

Actually, I saw him speaking to Hinata earlier. It seems he's all right.

/Neji
Haha, I love your comment link things. Very Youthful.

[nicegaipose]

Ah! That is Good to Hear! I will Search for Hinata and in Doing So, Hopefully I will Find Lee!

*runs off shouting for Lee and Hinata*

[109jugs]

Welcome back, Gai.

.. I would like for Lee to be in my office doing my paperwork, but I've been having other students do it since (Sakura should be there right now) I haven't been hearing from him.

[nicegaipose]

Nice to See You Again, Tsunade-Sensei!

Hm. The Behavior You are Describing Does Not Sound Like My Vibrant Student. It is Not Like Him to Shirk His Responsibilities! Something Must be Wrong.

[109jugs]

Well, Orochimaru insists that his detention didn't have any negative affect on him, so beats me. I just want someone to be doing my paperwork for me without having to ask again.

[nicegaipose]

As Much As I Would Like To Believe What Orochimaru-sensei Says Is True, I Cannot Help But Worry About the Well-Being of My Precious Pupil! It is Not Like Lee-kun to be Unreliable!

Do Not Worry, Tsunade-Sensei! I will Find My Student and Your Paperwork Will Be Taken Care Of!

If I Cannot Do This, I Will Do 1000 Laps Around the School!!

[ichaichajounin]

.....

What a wonderful week this is turning out to be

[109jugs]

First the masked janitor trying to be buddies and now Gai- Too much for you, Kakashi?

[ichaichajounin]

between the two of them and Orochimaru... i may just go hide in my office for the day. or week. or forever.

[nicegaipose]

Ah! My Eternal Rival! It is Good to Know You are Well!

*slaps you hard on the back*

I have Returned from My Yearlong Sabbatical Stronger than Ever and Ready to Defeat you in Whatever Contest You Choose! And if You Cannot Come Up with a Challenge Worthy of Our Rivalry I will do It for You:

(I have Waited a Whole Year for This Moment...)

Eternal Rival - I Challenge You! Whoever can Find my Precious Student the Fastest will Win This Noble Competition!

*dashes off shouting*

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! LEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[kanboku]

...........

*feels like he's seeing double*

[destinedgenius]

Everyone feels that way at first. Eventually you'll get over it. Not really.

[pervy_principal]

.......

Well, I'm stocking up on more alcohol.

[109jugs]

Get me some!

[pervy_principal]

Only if you're paying for it.

[ichaichajounin]

i need it more than you two. really