i appranently missed some sort of ragin' party last night. whoopsie! really, though, i made myself a big bowl of noodles and fell asleep in a starch coma. i woke up with my blue blouse soaking in tomato sauce. pretty P>oED about it. that fucker tony the prawn didnt even have the decency to rouse me from my lumber ( Read more... )

I took my trousers to the dry cleaner with my little typey-thingy in the bum pocket. Whoopsie! It got a little water in it ( Read more... )

Holy crappin’ pantsies, I got A THING! I was pulling up my long johns this morning and look what I found---a typey, tv-screeny thing with little numbers and things. It looks right and beeps and vibrates against my leg while I’m on the tube. I like the last part the best.

I woke up with my face in a bowl of soup this morning!!!!!!!!!