Comments | nick_swisher: god called in sick today, i'm his replacement.

nick_swisher

god called in sick today, i'm his replacement.

Feb 26, 2005 21:48

Spring training is a cruel reminder of just how out of shape one can get over the course of a couple months of no baseball. Also on this list of idiocy that precedes being out of shape is clumsiness, extreme laziness, irritability, and a high loss of previously learned skill. Augh ( Read more... )

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eric_byrnes February 27 2005, 05:29:11 UTC

Hate when those walls get in my way. *sigh*

Ooo, I can come visit you and we can stay up all night swapping manly stories, and in the morning I can make WAFFLES. :D

nick_swisher February 27 2005, 05:31:31 UTC

I'll have to pass. I'm already more than half dead.

Irreverent humor aside, allusions to Shrek are never good.

eric_byrnes February 27 2005, 05:36:00 UTC

If you're the new God, we're all doomed. @.o

nick_swisher February 27 2005, 05:36:45 UTC

Quiver in fear, mortals.

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brandon_backe February 27 2005, 21:11:08 UTC

Am I the roomie you miss? 'Cause I'd feel special if I was.

I'll send you some food packages, how about that? Like you're a starvin' little Ethiopian boy. "For a quarter a day, you can help this child to buy shoes." You need shoes, Swishy? *giggles*

brandon_backe February 28 2005, 05:14:41 UTC

And when you get the chance, couldja gimme a call? I kinda wanna talk to you 'bout somethin'...I just need some advice...

nick_swisher February 28 2005, 06:27:11 UTC

Me? Advice?

Whoa. Well this is new. Was' up?

brandon_backe March 11 2005, 19:19:39 UTC

Very hard to explain. But basically....

Just call. :P Or come sneak a visit to me. Somethin'. I need to see you.

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brandoninge February 27 2005, 22:52:11 UTC

So you're God for the day? I think we might all be in trouble. *laughs*

And damn but I hate it when those walls get all vicious and jumpt out and attack you. Definitely a stupid damn wall.

nick_swisher February 28 2005, 06:32:10 UTC

He gave me His job while He's on sabbatical. ;)

Mm. Jumping viscious walls. Sounds like a problem ya might wanna look into there, dude.

ruby_durazo February 28 2005, 23:37:44 UTC

I MISS YOU TOO! And I'll give you a giant sloppy kiss when I see you. (?)

Okay, so we've never been roomies. That's beside the point.

How's the wall doing?

nick_swisher March 1 2005, 23:52:28 UTC

You wouldn't survive a day rooming with me.

It's fine. Not like anything substantially powerful hit it anyway.

ruby_durazo March 2 2005, 01:08:20 UTC

Heh heh. You're amusing. :)

nick_swisher March 3 2005, 01:12:04 UTC

Really now. Interesting?

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rich_harden March 3 2005, 07:03:45 UTC

Hey! We're roomies now!

Let's go watch like nine hours of Family Guy! *laughs*

nick_swisher March 5 2005, 02:07:44 UTC

Snugglebunny, huh?

Oh yes. Family Guy en masse. Dude, we gotta hunt down the nipple episode!