a list

[nickalee]

Here is a list of people that think I'm foxy.

-gay dudes
-girls
-trannies
-drag queens
-thugs who would kill you for stepping on their Timbs
-old ass men
-homeless dudes
-crazy ladies on the L train
-Africans looking for a wife/green card

What a sad state my love life is in.

Comments

[willyummm]

what if there was like a transman whom you didn't know was a transman until it was too late and you were in love with "him" a la chloe sevigny in boys don't cry

and then you could suck off vincent gallo

[nickalee]

That is my dream! Oh, I forgot to add middle aged white men that want to bone a black chick because they think it's going to be crazy jungle sex.

[kitsch_monster]

hey, i feel ya. some drunk dialing last night may have blown my chances of having sex . . . ever again. (so fatalistic. i know. but one day really will be the last time you have sex . . . and mine may have passed.)

would it make you feel better if i told you i was secretly a man? because i do think you're foxy.

[nickalee]

Yes, yes it would.

[nickalee]

awwwwwwww thanks!