Comments | nickool: If i had one wish i'd wish that Mike DeWolfe would fall off the face of this earth

nickool

If i had one wish i'd wish that Mike DeWolfe would fall off the face of this earth

Nov 30, 2004 22:12

God, where do i start? first off he is the worst person i ever met in MY LIFE, and i've met some pretty bad people. When he talks to me it's like knives jabbing into my brain. Everytime he even looks at me my body starts to feel as if it is bursting into blisters. He tells these horrid jokes, and sometimes i just laugh to pity him, maybe i ( Read more... )

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I do! nickole4eva November 30 2004, 21:22:45 UTC

I hate that kid too.

The other day I saw him comingout of the grocery store, and he was buying yogurt. YOGURT. OH GOD. I almost threw up right there just from looking at him. Then he went to his car and unlocked his doors. First of all, what kind of an idiot unlocks his doors? Secondly, that car he drives? PUH-LEAZE. I've seen retarded monkey's with no arms or legs and their fur burned off that have been held under water for long enough to kill most of their brain cells but not long enough to kill them drive better cars. Seriously, I saw one on 128 just the other day. I had just done a whole lot of peyote... I actually saw a lot of stuff happen that day. But I digress. I too hate Mike DeWolfe. Or should I say "Mick DePoop." That's probably his real name.

I am not a sweepy wittle baby! ihatemdewolfe4 November 30 2004, 21:28:57 UTC

I hear he makes BM like, five times a week. Gross.

Re: I am not a sweepy wittle baby! f_injoemotional November 30 2004, 21:50:47 UTC

I know! I went to his house and I went to his toilet and I thought someone left a bunch of baby ruths in there, nuts and all! He's alergic to nuts? How does he do it!

Re: I am not a sweepy wittle baby! ihatemdewolfe4 November 30 2004, 21:54:12 UTC

He's not even really allergic to nuts. He just tells people that because he thinks it sounds cool. What a loser.

Re: I am not a sweepy wittle baby!...HEY! wileyriley December 1 2004, 12:14:25 UTC

Hey thats a common problem for alot of people, and mike is just giving us a bad name in the industry, of pooping.

f_injoemotional November 30 2004, 21:53:48 UTC

If I hated mik dewolfe any more it would take physical form. And he braggs about being friends with carrot top. For one why woud you want to be friends with carrot top, two why does he friggin tell everyone! He's so weird HES SUCH A CHOWDA HEAD!!!!

Da Top just don't Stop! carrottop8675 November 30 2004, 22:04:26 UTC

I would just like to go on the record RIGHT NOW and state that I AM NOT nor EVER HAVE BEEN friends with Mike DeWolfe. I hear he eats salads with his dinner. I fucking hate that pimple popper.

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Re: Da Top just don't Stop! reworded December 1 2004, 12:44:00 UTC

One time, Mike and I went out to dinner (Some fuckbucket gave him my number to try and be funny) I figured ... "I need community service credits and an hour spent with Mike is the equivalent of spending 20 years in the Peace Corps" ... We're at this restaurant and Mike unfolds his napkin, put it on his lap and orders a salad. Did Mike use a knife and fork? No... Not in a conventional manner, he stunk the knife in his purse and combed his hair with the fork and told me after seeing the Little Mermaid he's able to look at traditional items in a new light. After dumping an entire bottle of salad dressing onto his meal creating some type of cold stew he dipped his dirty ill-manicured fingers in and ate the lettuce leaves on by one. He made the most disgusting slurping sound as he did it and the greasy dressing ran down his fore-arms and he'd lick it off before it reached his shirt.

Re: Da Top just don't Stop! carrottop8675 December 1 2004, 12:49:44 UTC

First of all, he won't SHUT UP about the Little Mermaid. In fact, one day, during one of his endless rants, he said something like, "I wish the Little Mermaid was real... I'd marry her." So we were all like, "What the fuck did you just say? Are you hot for the little mermaid?" But before we could get a response, he pooped himself and the smell was so overbearing we all had to leave the room.

Secondly, you should just consider yourself lucky he licked the salad dressing off BEFORE it reached his shirt. What a cretin.

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f_injoemotional November 30 2004, 21:59:51 UTC

I hate mike dewolfe so much my rage is spilling...

f_injoemotional November 30 2004, 22:00:13 UTC

ONTO OTHER COMMENTS!

wileyriley December 1 2004, 12:22:44 UTC

I remember me and my boyz was cuttin our selvs , ya know , whatever, and then that jerko dewolfe comes over all like "hey I LOVE CUTTING , can i try?"

We BEAT THE FUCKIN BAG OUTTA HIM, sent em on his way crying to his mommy, who died so i guess HE WAS CRYING TO HER GRAVESITE! OW DOUBLE BURN!