yes i realize i haven't posted in a while. I had forgotton my password, but recently remembered it. Oh euphoria. But I have been reading lots of journals and such. Today my update is about a giant bass I recently caught in NH. His name was Jhorhey. He was a fun bass, but I ate him.

ya know what im really getting pretty gosh darn sick of these whack bitches telling me im gross because i cant fart! how is that gross? at least i dont have liquedy gases smeared in my trousers!!!

Hey chicks and dudes...sory i haven't wroten in a while...i've been pretty busy....carl has been angry with me a lot lately...i think he knows i'm in love with his love (no not my mom you ignoramous...katherine flo)ah well...tis a far far better thing i do

im in Nh now..its so freakin great! I think it has something in the air that makes me FART!!!!!! i farted 2 times yesterday! 2TIMES! it was amazing..justin was so proud and we recorded it in my diary. CArl didnt care..he makes me feel bad a lot. The night us apon me..so i have to go..carl got me a new truck..it smells like farts so it makes me sad ( Read more... )

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omg..these tripped out bitches like wont believe me that im serious about joining their communitie..i dont give a flying duck they can suck my small penis b\c i dont want to be there they are all democratic weasles..uhh i hate people like..so much..anyway i farted today for the first time in atleast 3 weeks..justing helped..hes just awesome mann i ( Read more... )

hey its nick..i havent updated in a while..im working on farting..justins helping with it..its tough..yeah so my dad was real mean to me last night b\c he wouldnt let me drink lactaid(bc its what made not be able to fart in the first place..but whatev) i cant take all the pressure anymore..im having an affair with my teacher and i think billy knows ( Read more... )

Good day folks..oh sucgar honey ice tea...it's not valentines day is it? Oh well...I got a C+ on my evaluation of the classic fairy tale "The Beauty and the Beast" I also wrote a peom...it goes ( Read more... )

I have just created an LJ. This is my first entry...I hope you love it.