I am back after about 2 months, so I won't blamne it on April Fools Day. It seems like you can get away with whatever the hell you want and just blame it on the fact it is April 1. The truth is that my computer went all crappy on me. Being the diva I am, I am sure you are all asking why I just didn't replace it, but I am cheap and refuse to spend ( Read more... )

I just want to say to the scriptwriters of Love Actually that Blue don't have little pricks. Therefore the strange but funny old lad should have written that above a picture of One True Voice. No wait, they will never challenge for a Christmas Number 1 again in this lifetime. Silly me.

Hello Boys :-*

My arrival is being celebrated with a party this Saturday night. I assume you will all be in attendance, not that I need an excuse to get pissed.

Hi Everyone.