ewww asparagus.

[nicole_terese]

I finally finished the book 'My Sister's Keeper', after the most engaging two days of reading in my life to date. It made me disgusted with the way humans think, but at the same time incredibly sympathetic to families and the connection that you just can't explain between siblings. It holds quite twisted individual plotlines for each character,

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[boardgamegirl]

hahahahahahhaha. i can just imagine the conversation happening at your dinner table....

dave: haha, monica, did you know that asparagus make your urine smell a little funky?
monica: DAVID! hahaha oh goodness, you're so bad!
dave: well it does!! back in the day at my frat in college....oh wow, you should have seeeen the stuff we pulled with asparagus!!
monica: hahah OH NO! how retched!!
Kristin: PERVERTS!!! sick sick sick!
NICOLE: kristin shut up, dad shut up...mom..i hate peppers, they make my tummy hurt along with this BURNT CHICKEN...and shit, i'm lactose-intolerant....HELLLLLLLLO, I'M YOUR DAUGHTER! DIDN'T YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!
monica: i'm sorry sweetie...
kristin: shut up nicole! you're so picky!
nicole: OH, I AM?>! OKAY!! FUCK YOU KRISTIN!
kristin: AT LEAST I'M NOT FAT!!
monica: GIRLS! STOP IT NOW!
david: mon, will you pour me another gin-a-tonic? girls. knock it off.....so these asparagus, huh! wow!

haha i love how i know your family so well. i love it.

[nicole_terese]

yes. thats pretty much how it went, except Kristin was more along the lines of "GOD NICOLEEEE, FETCHERRRRR! FUCK YOUR ASSSSSSS BITCH! STOP BEING SO PICKY!" and then my mom would be more like "....Nicole...do you want some...asparagus?!" like 245235 times. And my dad, who's literally nearly talking to HIMSELF, about asparagus and how the "do" on the chicken is FANTASMIC.

hahaha family, gottttta love em.

[boardgamegirl]

hahahaha oh goodness, i love your family.