You put the broke in "brokenhearted", you put the art in "retarded"

[nicoleyoley]

There's this sign outside of a church down the street from me that says "Children brought up in church are seldom brought up in court." This sign really infuriates me. I've actually had daydreams about spray painting a huge inverted cross across it. Or maybe just a big penis

Comments

[elfiende]

See the differences between you and me are twofold:
1. I was brought up in church.
2. I would steal the sign with 8Ball, then on Sunday come back during Mass and piss in the holy water, after booting the priest in the teeth as I sodomize the organ player. In front of the Sunday School.

[vertigoscott]

that is hilarious and sickening all in one. i would SO plan a midnight sign requisition. if you spray paint it with a penis you will forever be my hero.

ps, theres no 'art' in 'retarded'
but theres a tar, an ard, and an eta.

[nicoleyoley]

About your p.s.:

Think about it.

Hint: People that are mentally retarded usually don't know how to spell.

I got it. It just took me a little while.

[bladingwings]

I told my friend the "you put the art in retarded" and he didn't get it either. It takes the fun out of it when you have to explain it to people.

Though it was funny that he spelled retarded like 5 times and still tried to find the "art."

I like the joke.

[mateus]

I really think the importance of Christian values aren't emphasized as much as they should be in today's hectic, work-a-day world. Frankly, I think everyone could benefit from a little Jesus in their juice, moreover, I think you should be ashamed for wanted to graffitotab a sign that reminds us all of the majesty and widom of Christ and his teachings.

[nicoleyoley]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

[elfiende]

It's true we should advocate Christian values on a daily basis.
I found an organization that will help us with this.
It's called NAMBLA.
Look it up.

p.s. rotten

[nicoleyoley]

Ew.