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TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ✖ gargleblasted

Feb 05, 2030 00:07

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VOICEMAIL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 06:40:24 UTC

--CKING HELL BADOU PICK UP PICK U--

Ah? SHIT!

MOTHER OF FUCK CALL ME BACK A.S.A.P. OKAY SERIOUSLY I'VE GOT PROBLEMS THERE IS ISSUES GOING ON HERE IT'S AWFUL C'MON CALL ME BA--

[ click. ]

ACTION; nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 06:44:58 UTC

YOU HAVE; 1 NEW VOICEMAIL.

[huhn, better check it, taps the Guide idly and-]

[JESUS FUCK WHAT THAT IS LOUD THAT IS VERY LOUD]

[holds it further away]

[listens]

...

ACTION; nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 06:46:10 UTC

[well that's fun and different]

[he's probably just being a fucking attention-whore asshole]

...

[then again...]

PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 06:53:45 UTC

[...just to satisfy his curiosity]

[not like he's invested or whatever]

[taps some memorised keys and-]

[RRRING]

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 07:10:08 UTC

[ answers, his voice totally neutral and dulled; ]

Dingo's Chicken Fried Kangaroo: where Down Under means Up Above in great grease! Caaaaaaan I take your order?

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 07:16:24 UTC

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 07:17:01 UTC

Yahhh, hiya, I'll take two buckets of Roo Paws, and a Bloomin' Onion, and a side of-

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 07:17:30 UTC

EAT ME, FUCKHEAD.

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 07:20:59 UTC

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 07:21:23 UTC

Oh, hey, Badou. What's up?

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 07:33:18 UTC

Tch, I'm gettin' prank called by some punk.

Maybe I should find out where they live and put a lit bag of doggie poop on their face while they sleep.

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 07:35:33 UTC

How mature.

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 07:35:52 UTC

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 07:36:08 UTC

Got your attention, didn't it?

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch February 18 2010, 07:53:54 UTC

[there's a short pause, the snap of a lighter opening]

Huhn. Think I preferred the arm breaking to the womanly screeching.

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE prayforprey February 18 2010, 08:03:47 UTC

Thought I'd try to see from your perspective for a change, stead'a you always comin' under mine.

[ chuckle, a pause as he ruffles his hair. ]

-- You still doin' that yoga thing, or did you get fired?

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